Columbo Returns

Oh – thanks for letting me in Mr. Wallis Sir. What’s that Sir – you weren’t expecting me back so soon?  Well Sir – the wife and I were on our way home from Fort Worth – ah – ever go shopping with your wife Sir? No – I don’t blame you Sir – it can be painful at times. Where was I – Oh yes- since we were coming right by here I thought I’d just stop by and finish up my interview with you Sir – if that’s OK.

Mind if I sit down Sir – my feet are killing me!  This will only take a couple of minutes and I will get out of your way Mr. Wallis – Sir.        

So if you could just help me out a minute and answer a few more questions Sir, I will get out of your way.

Oh by the way Sir – have you seen the County Clerk’s new website? Sure makes it easy to see official public records Sir – like – you know – Federal Tax liens.  Oh and hay Sir, I noticed the Feds have been interested in you Sir – for a long time – going back to that first Federal Tax Lien against you in 1990, then another one in 1992 – oh and then there is the Federal Tax Lien against you, filed in February 2009 that is still active.

Oh but hay – listen Sir, we’ll just keep that to ourselves. If the voters want to know about all the times the Feds had to force you to pay up – they can look it up for themselves – right Sir?

Just one more question Sir – and I’ll get out of your way  Sir – what should I tell the voters when they ask why they should vote for someone who has never voted in any County, State or National election – ever?

Oh, but hey — listen!  I see you still can’t answer some of these questions Sir — I mean — tell you what.  I’ll come back again tomorrow.  Give you still more time to come up with answers the voters will believe,  I mean, I know you’re busy – Mr Wallis, Sir.  I’ll just let myself out.  I’ll be back tomorrow.  And the day after. . .

Oh – I almost forgot Sir – you never did tell me the name of your highly successful  business- you know – the one you talk about owning for 21 years on your website.

Just one more thing Sir, before I leave – ah, Sir, how should I respond when the voters in Precinct 4 question your qualifications for County Commissioner?

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by a Columbo Admirer

8 Responses

  1. Columbo you are certainly not!! A viscious, anonymous, spreader of gossip and innuendo, yes, that’s you. Get a life, and if you can’t give your name, SHUT UP!!

    Jack Cavenah

    • Hmmm – Mr Cavenah, it sounds like your neighbors are right about you. I looked up the things “Columbo” is talking about and they are verifyably true. I don’t want somebody asking for my vote that has never even voted himself, and I sure don’t want some Gary Plugge/Jim Webster wanna-be setting my tax rate when he doesn’t even pay his own taxes.

      Don’t know about you, but my family deserves better than another Plugge!

    • What’s the problem Cavenah? Sounds like you would deny another American’s 1st Amendment right to “free speech” while DEMANDING that we protect your 2nd Amendment rights.

      Instead of “shooting from the hip”, perhaps you should have taken the time (about 5 minutes) to prove or dis-prove Columbo’s claims about one of our candidates for county commissioner. Had you made the slightest attempt to find the truth, you would know Columbo’s comments are accurate.

      Whether or not you approve of the manner in which he disseminates the truth, you would do well to remember that one reason for your 2nd Amendment rights is to protect his 1st Amendment rights!

  2. While what you assert may be true, why hide? Why not sign with your name and stand behind your words.

  3. It seems that there are some who want to know my name. First, I have a question for you. Which is more important – the message or the messenger?

    My name is Allen Maxwell.

    If you would rather sit around and take shots at me, than to do the research necessary to become an informed voter – you deserve to have another Gary Plugge or Jim Webster representing you. As for me – I intend to learn EVERYTHING I can learn about ALL candidates on the ballot BEFORE every election.

    I believe our last two commissioners in Precinct 4 were elected by lazy citizens who were willing to sit around and soak up the propaganda that was spread during their election campaigns. It was the same disengaged and uninformed voters who elected them, that whined and howled the loudest about their representation after they were elected.

    Do you feel better now that you know my name??? What do you really know about me? All you actually know is what I said about myself. How useful is that? One characteristic of most blogs is anonymity. Contributors often build reputations around aliases. Unless you actually know the contributor, the name he uses must be assumed to be an alias.

    Bottom line – it’s the message; not the messenger that matters.

  4. It does seem Wallis has issues….let’s just support the candidate with a whole lot to offer. Renfro has been up front and transparent with everyone. I find him very refreshing.

  5. I can’t believe that Mr. Cavenah is accusing someone of spreading gossip and innuendo while remaining anonymous. Mr. Cavenah, several of us know the truth about anonymous letters, gossip and innuendo as well as where it originates from.

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